simon cowell 

verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist

"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"

simon cowell by mikespooner October 1, 2007

Simon Cowell 

A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.

BASTARD Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell by jackiiboii January 20, 2014

Simon Cowell 

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.

person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell

Simon Cowell by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020

Covelled 

an event will NOT take place due to Covid-19, Corona Virus, The Rona

2020 is so grim! Prom, graduation, concerts...everything has been covelled!

Covelled by CovelleNampa April 8, 2020

Poe's Corollary

"It is impossible for an act of Fundamentalism to be made that SOMEONE won't mistake for a parody."

Fundamentalist: "God killed all of the babies and little kids in the Flood because he loves them all."

Normal Person #1: "All right, I'm calling Poe's Law."

Normal Person #2: "Nope, this nut is for real. Poe's Corollary."

Poe's Corollary by Sleeker August 17, 2008

Chris Cornell 

One of the most memorable voices in rock music. The vocalist of Soundgarden, Audioslave, and Temple of the Dog. A true hero who will be missed.

Rest in Peace
Chris Cornell
(1964-2017)

Chris Cornell by doctor chad thundercock December 14, 2018

simon cowell 

disgusting.
ew.
yuck.
harryphobic.
louisphobic.

one directionphobic.

if you are cowbell seek help.

human: who are you?

the creature: im simon cowell

human: bye-

simon cowell by niall and the potatoes February 11, 2021