convenience friend 

What you become when a "friend" only wants to see or communicate with you in a certain environment, such as at school or work, but never outside of that environment to just hang out.

Also can be a friend that only ever talks to you when they need something from you, such as a ride somewhere or help with a school assignment.
When talking to this person, you might find that you feel like you are being brushed off.

Christine: Hey Chris, i was wondering if you could send me a scan of that chemistry assignment 'cause i lost mine. Oh, and if it's not too much trouble, could i get a ride to school with you tomorrow?

Chris: Yeah, i'll scan the assignment and send it in a few minutes. i'll be at your house at about 7:45 tomorrow.

Christine: Thanks buddy

Chris: No prob. Hey, what are you doing this weekend? I was thinking about going paintballing or seeing a movie. Want to come?

Christine: I can't, i have ahh...(eyes starting shifting and hands start fidgeting) dentist apointment, but maybe after that i could, i'll txt you on the weekend.

*Chris never heard back from Christine on the weekend because Chris is just a Convenience Friend to Christine

convenience friend by pb foot March 8, 2010

convenience Christian 

A person who claims the highest moral and ethical expectations of others, due specifically to their “strong Christian values”, while supporting people/political parties who commit sexual/humanitarian/financial/ethical crimes.

Extremely quick to judge others, while expecting to never be judged themselves, they are often living in direct conflict with the religious beliefs they claim to have.

Regularly able apply religious beliefs in whatever way most conveniently fits their argument, hiding behind their religion as needed.

No matter how disgusting or immoral the Republicans behave, convenience Christians can always justify or ignore their actions, mostly due to their shared common hatred of Liberals, minorities, immigrants and the LGBTQ community.

convenience Christian by tibbidoe March 10, 2019

Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome 

A mental disorder causing one to go to convenience stores for non-necessity products. (usually enhanced by munchies)

Yo Nick has the worst CSAS (Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome), last night when we were cruising he went to 7-11 three times.

Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome by The Z The M December 25, 2010

convenience companion 

synonym for friend with benefits, casual sexual acquaintance with whom no relational entanglement is desired

Adam: You gonna hookup at the bar tonight?

TJ: Nah, no time for the game, just gonna hit up one of my regular convenience companions

convenience companion by Starsatyr101 May 10, 2009

convenience store friend 

A friend that pops in and out of your life when they need something but never stays around long to develop a real friendship.

You: You still talk with Bridget? Me: Whenever she feels like calling me up outta no where. She' a convenience store friend, but I'm usually not up for playing 7-11.

convenience store friend by punk8punk November 12, 2014

convenience father

A man who is only a father when it is convenient for him to be, for example, when he wants to look like a good dad to impress someone. -BJH

Oh look, there goes Eric being a convenience father again since he has a new girlfriend.

convenience father by BrookieJay February 9, 2014

convenience friend 

A person who is only around when it is easy and convenient for them. They are the people who, if not placed around us, (ex. dorm rooms), all the time, they wouldn't really be friends. They are usually used to do things for you, if you need a ride to and from school, etc. They are basically friends who need you around when they need a favor, or when they are just so bored out of their minds that they would rather hang out with you than sit around all day, but they'd never put you first.

Alice lives down the street.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Sure! I'd love to hang out.

Alice lives 10 miles away, and is sitting at home watching Judge Judy reruns all days.

You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Oh, no, I'm really busy. Maybe some other time.

* You don't hear from Alice again.

Elena and Becky, Becky is a convenience friend.

Elena: Hey Beck, think you can give me a ride home tomorrow?
Becky: Sure, want to hang out afterwards?
Elena: I would but I have homework to do.

Twenty minutes later, Becky sees Elena going to the movies with Maggie.

convenience friend by Elizabeth Jordane August 8, 2006