commuterus 

as in "community uterus": a chick that will fuck anything.

Wow, jenny pincus is a filthy commuterus because she has fucked everyone from my mom to the sick uberguido carmine gotti! Sick!

commuterus by bball69 April 3, 2005

Commuter Whore 

This person can range from your dearest family member or most random friend who calls from their mobile during their commute to share the events of their day, hoping that you will validate their existence until they pull up into their driveway. Then click. You either are one, or have been subjected to one. abbrev version: Com Ho

(mobile rings). It's 5:15, I'm at my most busiest point in the day...it has to be Commuter Whore stuck on I-whatever-5 again. so not picking up.

Commuter Whore by JGifromtheblock March 12, 2010

commutercise 

The act of using exercise as a method of transportation. ie. running to school or biking to work.

person 1: How are you getting to work?

person 2: I am going to commutercise to get a workout, to save money on gas and help the environment.

commutercise by hamovic March 10, 2010

Commuter Hypnosis

Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.

College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?

College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?

Commuter Hypnosis by Adelphian January 26, 2014

commoner 

A term used for someone who has a low social status or someone who is considered useless to society.

"The commoner tried getting into my father's country club but our security guards threw him out."

commoner by kenzk February 12, 2009

commuter affair

Act of establishing a realtionship in your head with a car you pass everyday to and or from work. You notice and remember the car, wonder where they are going or have been. You also notice when they are absent from your daily commute and wonder if they are ok. And eventually they fail to show up for long periods of time..this my friend is the breakup of the affair.

I am having a commuter affair with the White Toyota Higlander..appears he had a car wash and is running a little late this am. I always pass him by the bridge..I hope he is ok...I wonder what he was doing to make him so late this AM.

commuter affair by lbj3471 September 13, 2011

Commoner Knight 

A commoner Knight is someone who doesn't actaully have status as a knight, though lives by there morals. Anybody can be a commoner Knight as long as they stay true to their heart, and do there best do to what's right and help others.

A commoner Knight will usually compliment people and their acheivements. A commoner Knight is kind, and will not decieve those around him. They are loyal.

That's a commoner knight alright!

Commoner Knight by DexVex April 23, 2009