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committing the vibe 

Committing the vibe is usually what happens when u listen to music while doing that homework that is due in 15 minutes and you haven't started. You try not to stress out and because you are the procrastinating fuck you are, you get lost in the music instead of doing your actual work.
mom: Son you better be doing your homework and don't you dare start committing the vibe or I will have your father beat your ass
me: Either I can listen or, woah I love this song

Committing a sir Mitchell 

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act

Committing Templicide 

"Dude, I got to 4 million on Temple Run, but I got tired so I started committing templicide."
Committing Templicide by caro...7788 February 22, 2012

committing king 

Sending so many texts to your friend/enemy to the point where they just wanna throw their damn iPhone or tablet or computer across both the Pacific ocean and Atlantic ocean
WTF?!?!?!
Why're you committing king???
committing king by s22jjames December 17, 2018

Committing a Gary

when someone ends up like Gary.

(A Way Out reference)
person 1: "OH MY GOD insert person/character here's DEAD"
person 2: "Lmao they're Committing a Gary"
Committing a Gary by GoldieVelviet October 17, 2023

Committing a Gordon 

When somebody "Drowns" in the Thunderbirds RP It is called "Committing a Gordon"
Person 1: "Where did insert person go?"
Person 2: "They went to the pool and are busy committing a Gordon"