cottiered

The act of falsifying a document because he/ she is too lazy to check physically

Don't believe those readings because it's all cottiered.

by kalayBwoy June 14, 2017

Collegedale Police

A useless police force created to bring in revenue for the city of Collegedale, TN. They tend to abuse their power by bullying the citizens of Collegedale. They don't seem to attempt to stop burglaries or drug trafficking in the area, but will rudely bang on your door at 5 AM to complain about your parking job on your own damn driveway. They have also been known to kill suspects when the situation doesn't call for it. They can charge and get you convicted for anything, because the current judge doesn't seem to care if you are innocent or not.

Joe went 40 in a 35 mph zone and pulled over when he saw a Collegedale police officer behind him. Instead of a warning of a ticket, he got arrested and had his car illegally searched.

Broke Driver: The Collegedale police gave me a $90 ticket for going 90 in a 50, but I can only get up to 60 in my Geo Metro.
Sympathetic Friend: Yup they always add 15-30 mph on a ticket to make you look worse to the Judge so that life is harder for you.

by Proud Tennessean July 18, 2009

Rob James-Collier

Most known for by his portrayal as the fabulous gay underbutler Thomas Barrow in the hit British soap opera, Downton Abbey. Also known as the sexiest and most perfect man alive.

Rob James-Collier... where do I even begin?

Well, he's stunning (see Vogue photoshoot)

His accent.... *fangirls uncontrollably*

Thomas... He is the master of sass, class, not to mention his excellent ass. He is the gorgeous gay underbutler who serves at Downton Abbey, is in love with Jimmy, and did I mention his perfection?

by Lil Zeus March 19, 2013

Colligerent

An adjective that has no meaning whatsoever. Used mostly in conversation to make yourself sound smarter than everyone around you. If someone asks you what it means, don't give them a straight answer. In fact, don't even tell them that the word doesn't really exist. Let them figure it out.

Dude, stop being so colligerent. You're embarrassing yourself.

by zombiance December 20, 2010

Collared

A term used to define relationship status after one party has received a necklace (or in some cases, a bracelet) from their significant other; a sign of romantic possession.

"Woah, did you see what John bought Jenna for Christmas?" "Yeah, dude, she's collared now. It's totally official."

by WastingRain May 27, 2017

Andy Collier

co-host of a "popular" podcast by the name of Wombatcast. he is a funny guy with very little insight into anything in the last 10 or so years. unless it has to do with kids.

"Andy Collier
Beat Portal one in just under 4 hours. I don't even know if that is good or not."

by journalrose September 24, 2011

trans-collared

To be a white or blue-collared worker who feels trapped in the world of the other

Steve: "Brozay, why are you moving to the Poconos? The Wall Street lifestyle around here seems to suit you a lot better."
Dan: "Nah, not really. It's all show and airs and one-upmanship around here...I feel trans-collared, man. I'm basically a down to earth kind of guy trapped in a white-collared society."

by stockman09 January 12, 2009