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Ghost Citing 

Ghost citing is the act of attributing a statement or fact you made to another author in order to give it more academic weight. Usually done by attaching a citation that leads to a random page in a well respected academic journal in the field.

This method was developed and perfected by Canadian Rene M. Hradecky

CAUTION: Should only be used once or twice every 50 citations.
A+ paper: "The Tutsi cockroaches have collaborated with the Belgians for too long - Justice is long overdue. Cut the tall trees now, and rid Rwanda of the Tutsi imperialists yelled Hutu rights activist Jean Kambanda"

Nerd: Wtf! Where did you get that information?

Rene: Why the Journal of East African studies, of course!

Nerd: Are you ghost citing against? Don't make me call the African Institute of Human Rights again.
Ghost Citing by GreasyFrenchy November 28, 2021

Sausage Casing 

Gary: "hey man, Jess is coming over later, you got a sausage casing i can borrow?"

Matt: "go buy your own, you broke-ass mother fucker!"

Greasy Sausage Casing 

The greasy, shiny, filthy condition of a condom after engaging in anal sex with a woman with a dirty ass.
Frank loves having anal sex with his girlfriend Norma. However, he dislikes the Greasy Sausage Casing he gets because of Norma's muddy playing conditions.

sausage casing 

A woman so fat that her skin looks like a sausage casing...there is no room left to expand.
That sausage casing girl looks about ready to explode.
The act of female ejaculation
I was banging my bitch the other day and she was cuising for like an hour
Cuising by jdizzdog May 4, 2009

Casing the Sausage 

Masturbation: Stroking it. Choking the chicken, Spanking the monkey, etc.
Did you go out last night? No, I was home alone casing the sausage.
Casing the Sausage by Dlee1967 July 27, 2014