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fuck chuck 

Same Definition as Chuckle Fuck.
Someone who continously laughs at their own jokes or is just completely idiotic.
<Bill stands by laughing at a lame joke he just told to a group of fellows>
Tim, the caustic "you better sound intelligent or I'm going to jam my foot up your ass" guy the group turns to him and says,"You stupid, bloody fuck chuck! Shut your gaping trap!"
fuck chuck by ATLMK July 13, 2006

Chuck and fuck 

Buying back in to the gambling pool with the rest of the boys so that you can win that bet and go eat some premium steaks and seafood towers
This bet is a no brainer we got to chuck and fuck and win that steak money
Chuck and fuck by Chuckandfuck January 16, 2022

Fuck Chuck Wog 

Retarded goldfish who thinks its black.
Fuck Chuck Wog by User2010 June 20, 2018

fuck and chuck 

COMPOUND VERB - to use a woman for casual sex and then avoid any contact with her.

NOUN - any woman so treated.

Ironically, the only individuals who EVER use the phrase are virgin geek losers who post on FC all day long and never really meet women in real life...
"That fat bottle-blonde floozy is a total fuck and chuck!"

She thought, now that they had made love, that she and Tony were going steady. Instead, she was fucked and chucked.

Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day 

The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.
Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"

Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."

Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"

Fuck and Chuck 

when a person of either gender pursues sex with another individual, and then ditches/dumps/leaves them after. Some people will lead the often unsuspecting individual into believing that their intentions are pure, or that they have feelings for the individual. This is often just a front to gain the trust of an individual. Do not fall for it.
I had unprotected sex with my boyfriend, and the next day he asked me if I bought the pill, then when I said yes he dumped me. Why did I ever fall for the Fuck and Chuck?