crissed 

cranky and pissed at the same time.

jessi was very crissed.

crissed by spencer pearson November 13, 2007

chrissied 

Chrissied- party girl type of drunk, dancing on tables, make-up smeared, raspy voiced, telling strangers personal stories, found the next day asleep outside Jack in the Box with taco wrappers littering the floor, the hottest type of mess.

Im getting chrissied tonight", "damn that girls getting chrissied", "I was way to chrissied to go to work the next day

chrissied by billybailey October 17, 2010

Crissed as a picket 

Extremely drunk - Australian Spoonerism (Pissed as a cricket). Usually used to describe being drunk to the point of being incoherent and uncoordinated. Australian equivalent of nissed as a pewt.

"Did you see Andrew? He's crissed as a picket mate!"

Crissed as a picket by DanielMac February 25, 2008

Chrissexual 

The definition of being Total obsessed over Chris Hemsworth or Chris Evans.

Katrine: I love Chris Evans so much
Me: you must be Chrissexual

Chrissexual by Thequeenofasgard! January 23, 2021

christed

This is when a prominent musician, singer, actor, entertainer 'finds' God then finds he can only produce inspipid, mindless rubbish afterwards or everything he/she subsequently does from then on in has to be infused with elements of their new found faith. See Cliff Richard as an example of this.

He was an amazingly fluent musician who played with fire and power but as soon as he became christed he began to produce some of the most bland and syrupy music known to humankind. It was a waste of immense talent.

christed by Jonathan June 22, 2004

crissed 

verb: to criss, the act of dine and dashing at the expense of your friend(s). Getting your friend(s) to pay for everything and then disappearing just before the check arrives.

Did you see that?!? His friends just left! That Nigga just got crissed!

Oh man! It's the last time I'm going out with that guy! He crissed me again!

crissed by snoop9999 April 13, 2010

chrised it 

Chrised it: When Chris fails to recognize that he is currently the holder of the spliff and proceeds to let it go out, resulting C uproar amongst the group upon discovery that Chris, yet again, has let the spliff go out. AGAIN. He bloody well Chrised it!

Nick: Is the spliff gone?
Chris: Errr...
Stuart: Did you let it go out _again_?
Chris: ... Ooops... Chrised it!
All: Ahhhh, he fucking Chrised it!!

chrised it by Border Collier July 4, 2019