Choose your next words very carefully 

1. A passive-aggressive threat to someone.

2. To warn someone off before things get violent

3. A response to someone who offended you.

4. Commonly used as a joke online.

Taylor: "It's sad. You turn out to be just like your father. A drunk, abusive, pathetic man with no meaning to live."

Mike: "Choose your next words very carefully"

Choose your next words very carefully by John Anonymous Doe December 10, 2016

choose up 

Often used when refering to a pimp or hoe.

James told Sarah to "choose up" and get this money!

choose up by ashrah April 3, 2008

choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."

Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.

choose your own adventure by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

choose your own adventure

In message boards: These are normally topics that an author creates a main storyline, and have the other people periodically choose what action will follow next (usually at a critical point in the story). If done well, they can be one of the most enjoyable topics on a board.

NeoMario: Alex sees a girl comming towards him. He...

A) Walks up and tells her his name.
B) Runs away.
C) Casually say "Hi" when she gets close.
D) SeXX0rZ her FACE!!

MegamanEXE 2003:D!!!!111!!11
Cream: I think C ^.^
Ace: E) Ignore her since she's 300lb lesbian
gabbo: lol, then B :P

choose your own adventure by NeoMario February 11, 2005

Choose-A-Belt 

The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.

When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"

Choose-A-Belt by Mark <Qtipp> June 2, 2007

Choose Up 

For women to be under the tutelage of a pimp. She is required to pay a choosing fee.

Choose up or loose me

Choose Up by Mr.GoldMind June 21, 2017

choose up 

To have sex no strings attached. A term made popular in the Inland Empire. Other variations of the word choosing, chose, chose up.

"That girl at the party chose up last night"
" I'm trying to choose up this weekend"
" People stay choosing up on me man"
" If you ain't choosing you're losing"

choose up by Hayzell December 16, 2012