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chumming the line 

When a person sharts while wearing a thong or g-string.
"She thought she was going to fart, but ended up chumming the line in front of the whole pool party."

Chumming The Bathwater 

While taking a bath, a male furiously and vigorously masterbates over and over again dropping as many jizz oysters as he can in the bath and watching them float.
Jervis got home from school and decided to take a bath. After entering the tub, he decided to get himself off and started Chumming the Bathwater.

chumming 

menstruating, the monthly act of vaginal bleeding
Don't go swimming in the ocean when you're chumming.
chumming by Spider420 September 27, 2005

Chumming your kori

New England Gypsy/Romany slang for jerking off
Where the hell were you? Chumming your kori?
Chumming your kori by ajc929me September 18, 2018

Chombing 

After smoking the weed, your mouth becomes slightly dry which is called "dry mouth" and you begin to start slapping your lips together making a sound much like this: "mwach". and you repeat this process until your mouth becomes moist and this is what "Chombing" is.
Casey says: Hey Gith that was a nice spliff...

Gith says: i know it was fucking nuts...however my mouth is dry

Casey says: i know mine is too shit...my mum is going to find out cos of my extremely dry mouth and crusted lips

Gith says: NOOOOOOOO!!! i heard of this new thing its called "Chombing" when you smack your lips together and it makes you dry mouth undry...fuck shit wank.

Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert.
Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."