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choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode
Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.
choding off by Clocked May 7, 2010

Deep Choding

Man Is laying face down massage style.

Woman reverse 69 so her vagina is on the mans neck.
Her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.

She proceeds to suck the Chode until the butthole and balls are vacuumed into her mouth.

At this point she windshield wipes the balls using her tongue with a left and right motion. At the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. This must all be maintained with extreme suction.
That Bitch was deep choding for hours.
Deep Choding by Chode master C February 7, 2018

chain-choding 

The human act of hibernation in the winter. The incumbent deadbeat (mason,landscaper, construction worker) cant work when the snows on the ground so they chain- chode. They chain smoke, chain eat and turn into a chode on the couch. Also known as c pepping. ( c peps )
When erin got back from her liposuction appointment looking all sluggish she asked derek J why he was chain-choding. Derek J replied my queen tips provide the milk for the winter so I slap on my yamica and chain- chode all winter long.
chain-choding by Brad Polino January 2, 2013

Clam Choding

The act of sticking your wider than longer sausage into the ever wet and bubbly clam sandwich.
John: Hey you hear what Rhagava and Bridget did?
Quantavius: Nah what'd they do?
John: Dude...they totally had sex.

Quantavius: Wait...doesn't Rhagava have a chode?
John: Yea he was totally clam choding her tenderizer.
Clam Choding by Rhagava January 18, 2010
(adjective) The term used for when you're dapping up your bois and grillz. It is the present participle form of "Choo", which is what you say when you dap up your homies/brothers.
Brother 1: "Yo my boi what's good witchu!"
Brother 2: "Ayo what's good witchu brother!"
Brother 1 and Brother 2: *daps each other* "Chooooooooooooooooo!"

Brother 3: "You two really do love Chooing don't you!"
Chooing by Lead Bud 123 May 3, 2021

Choking Casper 

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.