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Chocolate Motorboat

A cousin of both the motorboat and the cleveland steamer, this difficult maneuver can only be done by a true fecaphile. After releasing one's bowels onto a woman's chest the classic motorboat is performed to the delight of all involved.
After a violent shart onto Gertrudes chest Hector quickly spins around and they relish in a lovely chocolate motorboat.
Chocolate Motorboat by *samIam* January 12, 2008
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Reverse chocolate log 

The reverse of taking a dump.
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log
"Hey Dave, can I give you a reverse chocolate log tonight?"

"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"

chocolate camel 

When a lass shits in her hands and smears it all over her tits. The male then places his nob between the lass' tits and gets a tit wank.
I was at Heskey's house and this fat lass gave me a proper good chocolate camel.

Chocolatey Conveyor

Mr cringe's filthy little chocolate bar that he uses to stir his apple pie
apple pie marvelled at the size of Mr Cringe's Chocolatey Conveyor

Chocolate Butler 

The act of a woman inserting a Hershey's syrup bottle into her ass, emptying the contents of the bottle into her ass and then proceeding to fart on a man's face.
We didn't have any ice cream for dessert so i had my wife blast me with a Chocolate Butler!
1.) A Sweet Candy
2.) Used To Describe A Skin Color (The Most Beautiful Skin Color)
I Absolutely LOVE Chocolate

She Has The Most Beautiful Dark Skin Complexion :)
Chocolate by RedBoneShawtty!!!:) February 21, 2011

Chocolate Snow Cone 

The act of snorting cocaine out of a hooker's asshole
Chad and Steve came over with a hooker and an 8-ball, we did chocolate snow cones until dawn.