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Chapped asshole 

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.
Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole

Chapped Lups 

adj. + noun. Describes when a woman has dry and flaky labia.
Heather: Do you have some chapstick I can borrow?

Megan: Wait, you don't have chapped lips.

Heather: Oh, I have chapped lups.
Chapped Lups by Swaburd June 5, 2011

chapped lippin 

when a female does not wear underwear; same as free balling for a guy
When asked if she had underwear on she said, " no, I'm free balling". I replied, "you're a girl...you're chapped lippin!!"
chapped lippin by sdwc329 November 27, 2012

chapped cunt 

generally referred to as a dried up nasty slut.
chapped cunt by justin c. b. May 23, 2006

chapped lips 

dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)
A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me from licking them.
chapped lips by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009
The state of being angry or annoyed. Usual referred to when having a bad time, or being unhappy. Can also be best used when you have made someone angry.
Yeah man, Steve was so chapped. His girlfriend is giving him so much shit!

I don't want to go to the party, I'm feeling really chapped.

You chapped that guy. He'll never buy our bagels now.
Chapped by Kassidari February 4, 2010