Cast Iron Cunt 

A Cast Iron Cunt is the opposite of a "normal' cunt. Whereas a cunt is a very useful thing to both men and women, the Cast Iron Cunt is totally fucking useless piece of crap.

That idiot manager at the shop is a Cast Iron Cunt...totally useless.

Cast Iron Cunt by FuckFac3 April 9, 2012

Cast-Iron Dutch-Oven 

When you have the one end of the bed tightly tucked, then fart under the covers, and then pull the covers over your bed partner until they are fully immersed in the stank and have become one with it.

I “ Cast-Iron Dutch-Oven -ed” Julia last night. She decided to press charges for domestic violence.

Cast-Iron Dutch-Oven by liquidswan January 24, 2020

cast iron anchor 

wanker

how is this not on here???

gareth is a cast iron anchor.

cast iron anchor by bermuda pie-angle September 19, 2009

cast iron cow shit 

(n.) slang for the frozen mud surrounding any vehicle parked on muddy areas and left to freeze in over winter.

It's stuck in this cast iron cow shit.

cast iron cow shit by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

less than cast iron 

Not solid.

Germany's less than cast Iron Schleiffan plan turned into trench warfare during WWII.

less than cast iron by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Large Cast-Iron Animal Day 

November 3rd

November 3rd is large cast-iron animal day.

Large Cast-Iron Animal Day by Arnold d. pigg November 2, 2022