carjacking 

The act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.

The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.

Hey man, I went out carjacking today and got enough footage to fill my memory stick!

carjacking by mapatric March 18, 2007

Cricking 

A back or neck pain leading to a spaz

Man that chair was cricking me!

Cricking by KDGirl February 11, 2009

Carlocking 

The act of repeatedly sending someone a Facebook friend request and immediately canceling it so that the other user receives a notification of the request but can no longer respond to it.

I've been carlocking Steve Kaplan for a few days now and he thinks that Facebook is broken.

Carlocking by drankpee November 5, 2014

Sexually Motivated Carjacking

A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car.

"hey Jerry my car was stolen"
"It could have been a Sexually Motivated Carjacking"
"What?"

Sexually Motivated Carjacking by deengloremenglormness December 1, 2022

Carriaging

Carriaging is the act of standing between carriages on a train, one foot on either carriage, feet a little more than shoulder width apart standing goofey or regular. Relatively loose trousers should be worn but not too loose so as to allow just enough room for your penis and balls to swing side to side as the carriages move against each other. If the clothing is too loose you wont feel the essential rubbing of the tip of the penis against the clothes to fully enjoy Carriaging.
Although usually just done solo with clothes on and just for fun to entertain ones self and friends, it is also possible to carriage naked but then you will need a friend or other object to carriage on. You can naked carriage on somebody's face, breasts, ass or any other body part but carriaging can only be done with a non-erect penis. It is more of a fun play time then strict sexy time.

It feels so good Carriaging on the train, kind of tickely.

I just like to Carriage while standing in my livingroom.

"What are you doing?" "I'm Carriaging, try it"

"Carriaging, you are sick" "Dont knock it till you try it"

"Damn, Carriaging is good"

I carriaged the shit out of her face, she loved it but then I got hard so I had to stop Carriaging.

Carriaging by Angie408 February 14, 2012

Catdicking 

A person that uses an image of a penis that is not their own to lure or impress another person.

As soon as Larry removed his boxers, Kate knew he had been catdicking her on twitter.

Catdicking by Sometimes Prickly April 19, 2019

Carjacking 

To jack off inside of a vehicle.

"Tom's wife kicked him out of the house so he had to go carjacking."

Carjacking by DrNiggerfaggotMD June 7, 2022