Calgary Special 

When you're at the Calgary Stampede picking up drunk broads and instead of having sex with them you jizz all over their big boobies.

"Hey dude why didn't you fuck that chick?"
"I decided to give her a Calgary special instead."

Calgary Special by Blackmurph October 10, 2014

Calgary splash 

you cum on her wrist then you slap her arm with your dick and get her to catch it her mouth

CAN YOU DO A CALGARY SPLASH?

Calgary splash by the cum gun June 16, 2020

Calgary Shuffle 

The Calgary Shuffle is a redundant, hazardous, but amusing move when someone changes lanes, usually without indicating, and then changing back to the same lane within a short period for no apparent reason. This also applies to someone who is bad at shuffling cards or when a person backtracks because they were going in the wrong direction or changed their mind such as in a competitive game.

Traffic is crazy today, everyone is doing the Calgary Shuffle.

That Double Undercut is so obvious it looks like a Calgary Shuffle

I thought they were going A but they pulled a Calgary Shuffle and went B

Calgary Shuffle by Dracacorpse April 11, 2021

calvarysquake 

The best agents of shield editor

calvarysquake made a really good daisy edit

calvarysquake by Gianna matranga March 31, 2022

Calgary T-shirt 

A hooded sweatshirt. A Calgary T-shirt is the least substantial article of clothing that can be worn comfortably outdoors in Calgary, Alberta, Canada where the temperature seemingly never exceeds 14 degrees Celsius even during the warmest part of the year.

"You don't need to wear your touque today Bob, it's beautiful outside! Just throw on a Calgary T-shirt."

Calgary T-shirt by Sean BonJovi December 24, 2007

Calgary Dog Sled

A pet play act and Canadian tradition. When in the middle of doggy you pull on your partners leash while you cum as if you pulling on the leash of a sled dog.

Partner 1: babe let’s try something new in the bed today

Partner 2: Let’s do the Calgary Dog Sled

Calgary Dog Sled by Donnum April 28, 2026

calvarysquake 

logans fav aos editor

Someone "Look its calvarysquake"
Logan "THEE CALVARYSQUAKE"

calvarysquake by realmaniac100 April 16, 2022