Ron Burgandy 

When a man gets an erection while sitting down then stands up only to have a large tent pitched in his pants that is quite noticable to other people in the immediate vicinity.

I was getting sleepy at work so I got a boner as I was dozing off when the boss called me and as I stood up he saw I had a Ron Burgandy.

Ron Burgandy by Esteban168 June 21, 2007

Dirty Burgandy

The act of of tickling her man's butthole with one hand and the other hand to tickle his toes while at the same time being fed ramen noodles by a hyena.

Now that's what I call a Dirty Burgandy !

Dirty Burgandy by ramcat22 July 21, 2020

Light Pinky Burgandy 

The color of Cosette's dress in Les Misérables

Cosette's dress is such a nice shade of Light Pinky Burgandy!

Light Pinky Burgandy by cj_welsh May 6, 2021

Ron Burgundy 

A sassy-frassy anchorman for the fictional "Channel 4 News". This man is at the peak of coolness and has a feathered-hairstyle and a manly moustache to boot. He loves scotch.

Ron Burgundy: Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Man 1: Who put that question mark on the teleprompter?!

Ron Burgundy by Nathan Algren June 24, 2004

Ron Burgundy-ism

A Ron Burgundy-ism is an exclamation, an exclamation, used by San Diego's own, svelte and classy anchorman, Ron Burgundy.

"Is that a Ron Burgundy-ism on your shirt?"
"By the beard of Zeus, it is!"

"Children, grow up."
"Son of a bee-sting! She's turning the entire office against us!

"Who is that?"
Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! It's Darlene from high school!"

"I shall now throw this shoe in your general direction."
"Knights of Columbus, that hurt!"

"Your house caught on fire this afternoon, sir."
"Oh, Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! Sweet grandmother's spatula! Oh, Saint Damien's beard! Hot pot of coffee! Sweet Lincoln's mullet!"

"Don't put your hand on the stove!"
Spider-Man's balls, that would've hurt!

Ron Burgundy-ism by crystal0615 January 15, 2009

Ron Burgundy 

He has a voice that can make a wolverine purr and suits so fine he makes sinotra look like a hobo

By the beard of zues
super duper....neato gang

Ron Burgundy says "you have an absolutely breath-taking hinie...i mean that thing is good...i wanna make friends with it" and "Im stormin your castle with my steed me lady"

Ron Burgundy by brick tambland May 17, 2006

Burgundy 

The aftermath of being shot.

"South side Richmond, yea I’m from the 30s, 100s on the K, hand things with the 30s. Heard that nigga speakin' on me if I see him I’m gonna murk em. Three round burst leave nigga face burgundy."

Laz Tha Boy, "South Side Richmond," May 12, 2010

Burgundy by ZXY&ABC August 3, 2020