A watchful bro who looks out for his fellow broskis and brotects them from bromergancies in anyway he can.
This includes stocking up on broteinshakes for the brobeque and the upcoming zombro bropocalypse.
"You gonna need some brotection in that part of town bro! I'm a level 5 brotector"
When your bro is trying to avoid hanging with you. So he then shoots you a text to say he has too much going on instead of calling you like a man.
Brady and I were going to hang and play videogames, instead he brotexted me and said sorry man I have to pack for my trip and my dog needs his vitamins.
To be so bro-ey that you blow (or bro) everybody's minds; chillin out superhard; an adjective describing the overwhelming need to patronize taco bell at an innabropriate hour.
"did you see scott last night, he bro-ed the last b-pong cup, bro-ed to taco bell, and bro-ed one out to gillmore girls, epically brotastic"