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brettinism

the theory of bretts being zombies
the man believed in brettinism
brettinism by eric neumann October 27, 2004

Bronstonism

POG POG VERRY MUCH POGGERSSS ALSO SAWG

MAXIMUM SWAG BECUSE IM JESUS
I LOVE BRONSTONISM

POG VERRY much swag

I love jesus

Brandonism 

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."
Brandonism by Scalman October 23, 2011

Brandonism 

A form of religion, but instead of praying to Jesus Christ, you pray to Brandon Urie from panic! at the disco. Because he is god.
X: What religion are you into?
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested

Braytonism 

A mental disorder characterized by lying without lying, talking in circles, and always taking it a little too Farr.
He has a serious case of Braytonism.
Braytonism by Brie007 February 16, 2018

Brandonism 

Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them
Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.
Brandonism by Steve job's August 30, 2018