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jacob boulton 

Is a cool spaniard bud whose a big fan of the Canucks. He often mispronounces words especially saying "dman" instead of damn and often plays soccer in the fields of Langford. You can usually find him residing in his natural habitat known as the collegium. He is a real go-getter and loves listening to ABBA in his spare time.
DMAN that Jacob Boulton is a real cool and suave dude.
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batty boulton 

a male with a flat bum but when bends down it expands and looks humongous.
girl 1: lol flat batty
man: *bends down to pick pencil*
girl 2: RAHHH A BATTY BOULTON
batty boulton by greenblazer April 4, 2019

Alicia Boulton 

Alicia is the monster who lives under your bed and eats all your bagels. She also has a tendency of getting involved with drama. she is making her way around her geography class and taking them on a trip in to the bushes. she got cheated on with a death person.
"Alicia Boulton ate ALL my bagels."
Alicia Boulton by Baasit Salih June 17, 2019

Edwardini boulton 

One of the 7 slug warriors who used to reside under Feltham high streets iconic bridge, trapping Road men and stealing there crumbs of weed to make a 'tray' as he would call it. Not to be approached as his hair falls out behind him creating a sludgey like path which becomes like glue once stepped in and then he entrap you with consistent moaning that drives you crazy!
I was at Feltham yesterday getting a maccies and I could swear I saw edwardini Boulton emerging from the sludge under the bridge
Edwardini boulton by Mango6969 February 26, 2020

Troy Bolton 

A Sexually act where as you and your partner are preparing for oral sex just as they open there mouth you yell "GET'CHA, GET'CHA, GET'CHA HEAD IN THE GAME" and push there face towards your genitalia
Man 1: Hey I heard you got head from that girl last night
Man 2: Yeah man i pull a Troy Bolton on her
Troy Bolton by TheRedHood November 30, 2017

Bolton Shuffle 

Verb; an involuntary movement resulting from a barrage of random alcoholic beverages.
Jason drank too many beers now he is doing the Bolton Shuffle.
Bolton Shuffle by Hank the tank September 6, 2013

The Molten Mr. Bolton

A nickname for the former Trumpian National Security Advisor and long time warmonger, John Bolton, due to his well-known reputation of volatility.
The Molten Mr. Bolton became irate about the possibility that he might be perceived as being involved in the Ukrainian quid pro quo fiasco, referring to it as a “drug deal.”