blumpkinsneeze

The blumpkinsneeze is the rare act of receiving a blumpkin and simultaneously sneezing.

While Kal was receiving a standard blumpkin he needed to sneeze. At the point of sneezing he simultaneously shat and orgasimed, thus achiving the blumpkinsneeze... aka complete nivarna.

blumpkinsneeze by djareeloa June 9, 2011

blumpkina 

When a woman recieves cunnilingus whilst defecating. The Blumpkina is far more taboo than the Blumpkin because of the proximity of the cunnilinguist to the defecation in progress. It is very possible to get a condition known as Brown Chin Syndrome this way.

My girlfriend really loves a blumpkina in the morning, but I had to stop giving them after I got Brown Chin .

blumpkina by Krazy Akmed July 3, 2006

blumpkinator

A chic who has given a (blumpkin) more than once. A blumpkin is the art of getting a blowjob while relieving your bowels, normally in a toilet.

Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!

blumpkinator by TheCraw April 22, 2008

blumpkinrhea 

Having loose, liquid, or explosive bowel movements while getting your dick sucked.

Chris had to take some Pepto after having a bad case of blumpkinrhea.

blumpkinrhea by Ripdawg January 20, 2010

blumpkinbating 

Jerking off when taking a shit.

I love blumpkinbating all over Katie Morgans Face!

blumpkinbating by M4r50cc1 November 18, 2009

blumpkinaut 

Person dedicated to the science of performing a Blumpkin in diverse environments such as the space shuttle or the international space station.

Blumpkinaut training is now offered by NASA.

blumpkinaut by ChodaAires April 30, 2008

blumpkineer 

a practitioner of the "blumpkin," the act of fellating and pooping simultaneously.

She repeatedly frequented the famed blumpkineer.

blumpkineer by agathasausage June 26, 2009