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blasting the heat 

1.The act of emitting excessive warmth from the rectum. At times this also signifies the need to use the porcelain destroyer to create a repugnant rectal emission. Commonly known as farting.

2. The cause of a dutch oven.
"Man it stanks up in here. Who's been blasting the heat?"

"Damn those jelly beans are gonna make me blast the heat tonight."

bratting 

Being a brat. Involves childish teasing, pranks, and other naughtiness from spanko bottoms, with the intent of provoking a top.
She kept bratting all evening until she finally got a good spanking.
bratting by euphemizer September 20, 2014

blasting chunks

An unsubtle, gritty-ass description of the initial stages of the grisly prep for a colonoscopy.
Although it’s mostly a chocolaty liquid, you are practically glued to the shitter, blasting chunks for the majority of an hour!

avalanche blasting 

The act of placing a generous amount of cocaine in one's asshole and snorting it as they fart in your face.
Bro 1: "Bro you look high af, what are you on?"
Bro 2: "Bro some hooker totally got me into avalanche blasting."

ass blasting bitchaloid 

Something that markiplier said in a video
My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

Snake Blasting 

A sexual partner brings a man to the brink of ejaculation, then he ejaculates all over them, wherever they see fit. Usually breasts, but can be ear, nose, even eyes!
Alphy snake blasted my breasts last night ❤️❤️

Did you hear about Alphy snake blasting his piece of ass last night? All over her tits apparently!