Blanchard's Paradox 

The dilemma that all autogynephilic men must confront: stay a man and remain sexually unfulfilled on account of not being a woman; or become a woman and remain sexually unfulfilled on account of all the hormone therapy nuking your sex drive.

I honestly don't know whether to troon out or not: how will I fap to not having a dick any more if I don't have a dick? It's Blanchard's Paradox all over.

Blanchard's Paradox by muggsymoon May 8, 2022

Rowan Blanchard 

A girl who played in Spy Kids 4 and is now on Disney's TV Sitcom Girl Meets World and is a very funny girl!

Did you see that new episode of Girl Meets World? Rowan Blanchard was hilarious!

Rowan Blanchard by BlackPussy September 14, 2014

Mrs. Blanchard 

The worst person in the entire world you can ever meet, they are very annoying and rude for no reason at all. There looks are terrible they super UGLY oof your gonna have to bleach you eyes once you look at them, and next time you see them make sure you bring some bug spray because there a co-co-rochh ok? Ok you got it?, good.

Mrs. Blanchard is a RAT.

Mrs. Blanchard by Jjx235 November 5, 2020

fat blanchard 

A situation in which someone finds themself trapped on the toilet next to an empty toilet paper roll.

"Honey, I seem to be experiencing a fat blanchard, could you bring me some toilet paper?"

fat blanchard by Dual K October 23, 2006

rowan blanchard 

I female activist and amazing role model AND GORGEOUS all at the age ofor 16. She's Riley In Disney's Girls meets world.

'Do you love Rowan Blanchard'
'Yes!!!! She's amazing'

rowan blanchard by Infonator January 11, 2018

Dick Blanchard 

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)

Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.

Dick Blanchard by JJ May 13, 2003

Tully Blanchard 

Named for one of professional wrestling's Four Horsemen, A Tully Blanchard is when you microwave a beer and then bong it. A great way to punish someone.

He tipped over your beer? Make him do a Tully Blanchard!

Tully Blanchard by Ric Flair Don't Care August 1, 2010