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Black Lunger 

A particularly harmful cigarette. Unlike normal cigarettes, a black lunger is usually either unfiltered, or the cigarette is very harsh. Thus called because it's believed that, since they are worse for you than normal cigarettes, they blacken your lungs faster.
Person A: "Hey, I noticed you stopped smoking Marlboros."
Person B: "Yeah, I'm smokin' Lucky Strikes now. They're real black lungers."
Black Lunger by Mephianse April 5, 2005
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black lungs

when your lungs are rottin
when your lungs turn black from smokeing
black lungs by Heather Rowlen September 8, 2003

black lungs

something said by drunken people at a party
after drinkin vodka and wiskey the druken person will collapse in to a state of crying because everyone is gonna die from smoking.

also wen trying to impress some one the phrase "i have a big attitude" should be avoided
black lungs by thats a secret June 16, 2003

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Blacklung 

A person who is a known smoker. Smokes anything that burns. Hookah, weed, cigarettes, you name it.
Use this word to insult them, by foreshadowing their impending cancer.
Hey blacklung, if you run out of cigarettes, feel free to suck on my exhaust pipe.
Blacklung by Check Silvur March 30, 2009

Blackling 

The young offspring, ages 0-6, of African Americans. A more politically correct form of the phrase niglet.
I was at Wal-Mart the other day, fighting some black lady for the last box of pop-tarts, and she sicked all her little blacklings on me.
Blackling by PikaJ000 March 15, 2009

kenny-blacklung 

Term (name) used to described someone whom is endowed enough to suck their own cock; coined from the Shakespearean legend of a common villager that was able to suck his own cock, when the Queen insisted on a personal demonstration it was revealed that he could indeed suck his steed of a cock...needless to say the village had a new King (King Kenny Blacklung). Ole Kenny-blacklung.
Dude can do the kenny-blacklung. Only a select few are capable of the kenny-blacklung. Those with cocks the size of a Pringles cans can do the kenny-blacklung.
kenny-blacklung by ODPB April 5, 2011