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Jacob Bixenman 

Jacob, or more commonly known as a giraffe because of his long neck is an American model who has been associated with popular brands such as Ford Models. Prior to modeling he was studying an English major in southern California. Since 2016, Jacob has been dating smol bean Troye Sivan, though they refer to themselves as good mates which we all know isn't true considering all the tracob pictures. He currently resides in Los Angeles, California'
Yo do you see that giraffe over there?

Don't you mean Jacob Bixenman?
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i'm'bibed 

When you've imbibed too much and you're drunk.
Man: *slurring* I jus' finish'd the last whisgy and i'm'bibed
Friend: I knew it was you whomst'd've drank my scotch!

boxed like a fish

when sapnap exists, you tell him he’s boxed like a fish cause he’s bad
you’re bad? you’re dogwater? you’re freer than a costco sample? you’re boxed like a fish? you’re freer than a public bathroom? did i ask? any askers? from the makers of frozen 1 comes frozen 2?

jacob bixenman 

A beautiful Model from California. Made his own shirt with a very beautiful design on it. Is s**ner or later to win the award for "most beautiful man of the year". He has 236k up till the moment 1.5.18 . He is the sweetest person as said by his friends and fans. People adore him and you should too. Also people might know him for being Troye Sivan's boyfriend. (of course). This was made by a fan. I was trying to sound proffesional ok?
ugh he is so much like Jacob Bixenman

Boxed Whore

A girl who regularly drinks boxed wine is considered a boxed whore.
1: Yo Cindy boxed whore right? Haha do not allow me to understate the importance of impotence.
Boxed Whore by wazzupman February 25, 2017

hot biedler

the act of being the son of a gorgeous broad who handles sausage like a seasoned butcher
"holy fuck Janis is a hot biedler"
hot biedler by treveye March 14, 2009