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Pretty Cool Bitch 

A female that is all the opposite of the stereotype labels given to females that are annoying. Sometimes described as one of the guys in a non butch, lesbian or dykish way.
Billy Bob, "I met this girl last night that I might want to hang out with again. She's fun, isn't needy, independent, isn't all into herself and looks good too." Billy Bob's Friend, "Well she sounds like a pretty cool bitch."
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I look pretty good for a dead bitch

Iconic phrase used by Morgan McMichaels upon entrance into drag race all-stars

ugly bitch trying to look pretty 

Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.
You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.

Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*

ugly bitch trying to look pretty 

A female that tries to look good by hiding her true attributes, usually a girl who tries to take a lot of pictures on online dating sites where she hides her fat or ugly side so that a male mistakes for that of a pretty girl. These pictures usually hide moles, fat, and just overall hideousness. Maybe found all over the world.
"Yo I'm about to bag this girl Christina on myspace" "Oh hell no nigga, she's fat as hell, she's on of those girls who are an ugly bitch trying to look pretty"

even uglier bitch trying to look pretty 

An even uglier bitch trying to look beautiful but failing horribly
Keelan, Emily, TT, Sam ect.
These people are examples of an even uglier bitch trying to look pretty

Petty Bitch 

Someone who conspires with people alike them to harm other people, or to create malicious content to harm another individual or group. Usually they're also in denial, claiming they're "above that, and the drama", or they play the victim, even though they're clearly attempting to hurt others. They never let a situation die unless they get the last word, and they feel the need to prove themselves to their social group and other social groups associated with their lives. Then, when they get cornered or their plan backfires, they usually try to get the authorities involved, claiming innocence and whatnot. They also abuse the words "Whore", and "Slut" very often.

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Petty Bitch D : Hey, let's make a hate page because that girl's into Lady Gaga and likes crosses!
Petty Bitch H : Yeah, she is so lame! What a bitch. Afterwards, we can spread it around!
Petty Bitch by Buttflowerrocket October 17, 2012

Petty Bitch 

A girl or woman who goes out of her way to aggravate people or create drama for stupid reasons. Often has a victim complex
Katarina is such a petty bitch - she's dating my ex just to rub it in
Petty Bitch by talkshit-gethit January 5, 2018