Bellport High School 

1. A struggling high school in eastern Suffolk County. It has a poor administration with the leadership of Bob Chakar and Dr. LaFever. Apparently the source of qualifed administrators is in Upstate New York.

2. Built in the 1960s, in response to a fire that severely damaged what is now the current middle school. Has had civil unrest in the early 1970s from race riots held in the school and student walkouts in response to the oppressive administration at the time.

3. A school well-known for Football, Vollyball, Track, Cross Country, and Basketball.

4. A school that for a while was improving its academic performance.

I graduated from Bellpor High School, now I can succeed.

Bellport High School by bellport high school student April 27, 2005

Bellport High School 

Division II school with a Division III population.

It has a backwoods feel to the school, being in Brookhaven, but that's just a veneer, most of the people here are self centered snobs.

This school is too dangerous to go to, with all the tax evaders, fraud and people extorting you constantly.

This school killed relationships with my family, relationships with people from college, close friends, acquaintances.

The school has a sleazebag culture of people constantly cheating on each other, people constantly harassing people with slander, it's like the trashy parts of Jersey mixed with the rapey-ness of New York's amish country. If they ever made Eyes Wide Shut 2 it would take place at this school, the people there are really that terrible.

The Gilgo Beach Serial killer was the architect of Bellport High School, when asked about the constant drinking around the time the bodies were found the students replied he had money and that they liked the stairwell.

Bellport High School by allofmynot January 22, 2024

north bellport 

city on long island, new york famous for shootings and mad weed. if u want a joint just go to the nearest house and they hook u up cheap. 900% of north bellport is balck people which is why they get shot so much. also poor people. but spicys is really good so if u want friend chicken nd koolaid just go to north bellport. whites are not allowed.

>hi do u want to commit suicide?
>yea, lets go to north bellport and call some niggas fags and see what happens

north bellport by gonnadienow December 21, 2010

The Bellport Frolic 

The act of riding a bike and/or long boarding around Bellport Village while consuming alcoholic beverages. Similar to, but should not be confused with, the Tour de Franzia, which is a once a season event. This event is casual and can be enjoyed by small groups or large fleets of bikers.

Hey! let's do The Bellport Frolic tonight!

The Bellport Frolic by Bellport Frolickers May 31, 2011

bellportean 

A bellportean or a bellporter is someone who is born in bellport/east patchogue/patchogue/medford and raised there attending the bellport school districts, calling the area “The port”

A little bit of ghetto, with 95% gay football players, and some gay basketball players. Getting known for shit like body slamming teacher, jumping teachers, and fighting in school, n being ghetto.

“I’ll hug throw you”

Chris
“Yo have you seen that new girl in bellport?”

Rah
“Yea, she got a boyfriend.”

Chris
“Fuck that nigga he aint a bellporter.”

Rah
“Tru, no other nigga ain’t fuckin wit a bellportean”

Chris
“Shut up”

bellportean by Kamouflage December 15, 2018

Bellporting 

That of porting a bell (verb)

Going to a posh house in the town of bellport (verb)

I can’t belive your skipping because your bellporting

Darn you Jack

Bellporting by PandaMonium (Word Expert) November 9, 2022

Bellporting 

The act of shoving a lacrosse shaft up someone’s rear end. ( usually forcefully or in a team hazing fashion). Extremely painful and cold.

“Saw Dan getting bellported. Worst bellporting since they did it to me last summer! He shit himself everywhere.”

Bellporting by LeightonLaxadives7 June 26, 2024