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Bankmanned Fried 

To be "Bankmanned" , "Bankmanned Fried" or "Bankman Frazzled" is when everything instantaneously, yea in a flash of Holy Lightning, turns into a total and utter pile of steaming floffy shit!
Troilus: Old Don's ass got royally Bankmanned Fried !

Cressida: What?? That old schmuck was boasting on Sunday night about his new boyfriend, the villa he bought in St. Tropez and his new Jeep Cherokee!

Troilus: His ass got bankmann fried on Monday night !!!!! His new boyfriend cleared out his accounts, ran off with his accountant, the villa burned down and joyriders fucked his jeep and left it in pieces!!!!!

Cressida: his old ass just got bankman fried!!!!!!!!!

bartmaned 

To snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.
"Those chicks were all over Ted before he bartmaned and spilled a drink on them."
bartmaned by Nick Dasty August 3, 2006

Batmanning 

The act of pulling out during doggy style, then saying "To the batcave!" And proceeding to put it in her ass.
Hey babe, you wanna try batmanning tonight? It'll be fun!
Batmanning by Shurikinney June 30, 2020

Batmanning 

The act of taking someone out to the movies, and walking through an alley, and shooting them.
Mark "What happened last night man"
Jacob "Man I went batmanning with a girl"
Mark" What the fuck dude?!?!"
Batmanning by Dinosaur Peenus January 25, 2017

Batmanhead

1. a condition that prevents a human from turning his or her head without turning the shoulders as well.
2. Michael Keaton's head in Tim Burton's Batman.
I pulled something in my neck while reaching for the Cheerios and I've had Batmanhead all day.
Batmanhead by dwarbi April 4, 2008

badmanner 

a wild redneck with big eyes and ear rings looking for Mexican women
Example oh know that bug eyed flea badmanner is on the look out for them beefy burrito supremes
badmanner by Metzelda February 23, 2017