Batista 

One of the most overrated peices of crap wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Wrote one of the lamest wrestling autobiographies of all time, where he brags about cheating on his wife while she was fighting cancer. A real class act. He even wrote that he had no respect for the business and was only in it for the money. If you don't respect the business that made you, get the fuck out.

He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.

BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.

The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.

Jim: How did you like the Batista match last night?

Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey

Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.

Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep

Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.

Batista by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 23, 2009

Batista 

a roid freak who is extremely over with WWE MARKS despite the fact that he BOTCHES 99 percent of his moves, and treats fans like crap outside the ring. He also bragged about cheating on his cancer ridden wife in his lame book (Chris Jericho's book > Batista's book) Batista has one of the worst powerbombs in history. The landing is just awful. Japanese puroresu > North American wrestling. His name should be BOTCHTISTA

Batista sucks more than a fat whitehouse intern during the Clinton administration.

Batista by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 9, 2008

batista 

a wrestler who beat randy orton,triple h,and ric flair and some other people

oh my god! batista just batista bombed coach!

batista by sykotic ninja December 28, 2005

batista 

real name: David Bautista. His father is a Filipino and his mother is Greek. Has a Filipina wife and 2 daughters. Born and raised in Washington, DC. Former wrestling name: Leviathan. Looks definitely sexier in clothes than without it.

Batista looks so hot in his expensive suit!

batista by joannes08 September 18, 2006

batista 

A Sexy girf of god to women. and men.
A wild beast in the ring.
will smack your head in if
a reason is found.

Batista just Batista bombed the Undertaker

batista by Miss JinX December 28, 2005

Batista 

The current World Heavyweight Champion of the WWE. He has good in-ring skills, decent mic talent, and has wicked huge muscles. Bound to be a MUCH better champion than Randy Orton.

If anyone thinks his move to Smackdown! will be bad, like I did, just remember: soon he'll beat the ever-loving shit out of JBL, God willing.

Wrestlemania XXI: Defeated Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Backlash: Retained his World Heavyweight Championship from Triple H.
Vengeance: Yet again, retained his World Heavyweight Championship from Triple H in a Hell in the Cell.

Batista's on a roll!!

Batista by New Jersey Devil July 19, 2005

batista 

An awesome physical specimen of a man; sexy; talented; evolutionized

i.e. Batista vs. Orton - obvious, right?

batista by Jadah February 4, 2005