Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.

friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok

Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

lee james batey 

faggot

I'm really looking forward to chomping on some tasty lee james batey at BOA this year

lee james batey by Lee James Batey July 29, 2019

Greg Bates 

To launder money and/or steal from a charity.

I pulled a Greg Bates, the IRS will never know

Greg Bates by Chrissy Langdon June 29, 2018

Oswald Bates 

The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.

"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3

Oswald Bates by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011

Batty Milk

Milk that comes out of persons anus.

John went to the the toilet to do a poo but out came batty milk.

Batty Milk by green923jade September 16, 2016

Batelcoed 

When your internet service provider disconnects your internet for few seconds.

Person 1: why did you leave the game party?
Person 2: I got batelcoed.

Batelcoed by hamoodz August 30, 2021

Patrick Bateman 

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some

kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an

entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold

gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you

and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably

comparable: I simply am not there.

Let's see Paul Allen's card.
I'm Patrick Bateman, I killed Paul Allen and I liked it

Patrick Bateman by I_onehit October 4, 2022