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To kidnap an animal for personal use, used often to describe cat napping.
That little girl loved fluffy until some monster bastion’d it and she never saw fluffy again.
Bastion by PooFlavin October 13, 2021

batsoned 

A chronic liar. Someone who makes plans and backs out. A person who claims to be able to acquire certian goods and has no means of coming through
"Man that sucks. You think youve been lied to, well I've been batsoned."
batsoned by dr. wellington May 24, 2009

Bastion Main 

A bastion main is a guy who has no family or life and will never have such things. So, he or she picks the Overwatch character "Bastion," only to fuck with other people's lives. The bastion main can be mainly found in comp & Quick Play, it's their natual habitat.

bestiopedonecrophilia 

The act of having sex with dead baby animals.
After doinking that dead baby duck, I was arrested for bestiopedonecrophilia.
An Omnic soldier from the video game Overwatch. The fifth character on the list and the first defense to be seen. Known for its simple action of reconfiguring into a turret and blasting down its foes with bullets or tank shells. One of the many units from the Omnic Crisis. It's true name is " SST Laboratories Siege Automaton E54." one of the playable Omnics in Overwatch.
Bastion, once a cold mechanical machine with a thirst for human destruction, remains passive with the nature away from the humans.
Italian definition for "stick" commonly used to describe the visibile male organ for sexual intercourse (i.e. the penis).
"Guys...when are we going to hit the club...I got this bastone."
Bastone by jl productions December 27, 2011