the barton is very misunderstood in modern english many people think it is a type of intercourse and some think it is a poop scoop, both wrong. a barton is actually a small feeble agressive child that will sack tap, debag, t-bag, curb stomp and even circumcise anyone who offends him. they usually come in the shape of a Joel but often get renamed to Jopel. they also like to have sex with small children gigidy gigidy goo
you guys omg, omg you guys jopel totaly just destroyed my daughters cherry, theres cunt all over the room.
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barton just took my testicles because i reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a coil.
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barton just took my testicles because i reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a coil.
by jackisasexygitmmmm February 22, 2008
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A town is sposed to have a town center not a market place, but yet barton take place in this and hides behind the fact it is secretly a village.
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