baby shittin'

When a woman is so fat and she does not know she is pregnant, she thinks she has to drop a deuce and ends up birthing the baby in the crapper.

"So that's what that squirmy thing was when I took a dump this morning...shit. I didn't know I was fat enough for some baby shittin'..."

baby shittin' by babyshitter08 March 30, 2009

baby sitting 

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them

there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night

baby sitting by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Bittorrent Babysitting 

When you have nothing to do, so you just watch the torrent download until its done.

A (Over Phone): Hey man, what are you doing?
B: Not much, just Bittorrent babysitting my Shutter Island Download

Bittorrent Babysitting by smurfyman April 5, 2010

Babysitting 

The act of holding onto the pipe for an extended period of time after taking your hit before passing.

Stoner A: Stop babysitting it already and pass it to me.

Stoner B: Oh shnit. My bad. I always to this.

Babysitting by OG_Epimetheus April 29, 2022

babysitting 

holding the weed too long in a group smoking session

yo man, stop babysittin and pass the pipe.

babysitting by bankingrules June 24, 2005

babysitting 

When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.

Ayy why you babysitting man let me show you how it's done!

babysitting by stacksinorder October 25, 2012

babysitting 

The nice friend who gets stuck with the shitty job of making sure your overly-intoxicated friend makes it home without puking all over the place or harming his or herself. Often you have to hold their hair while they barf in the bathroom.

Tom:"Who's going to do the babysitting for Brooke; she's drunk out of her mind."

Ryan: "Aw, shit i'll take care of her"

Tom: "Aiight the rest of us are going to go out and drink some more..."

Brooke: *Barf* "Oh my God i'm soooo shit-faced right now"

babysitting by shitfaced_singer August 14, 2010