assholeism 

of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.

So, I see you have been diagnosed with assholeism.

assholeism by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009

assholatosis 

A condition whereby the asshole is constantly stinking whether its clean or dirty. Persistent stink is usually caused by a weak sphincter coupled with a leaking of clear colonic fluid. This ass juice rapidly spreads and quickly penetrates the underclothing and outerwear causing the high malodorous scent. This scent can be readily detected simply by walking behind the sufferer. Walking up stairs directly behind a person with this condition is particularly unpleasant. Washing the asshole at this point becomes pointless as the leaking fluid will soon reappear with the same unpleasant characteristics. An old wine cork will sometimes be the simplest solution.

Jesus Christ man! Don't you ever bathe? You've got the worst case of assholatosis that I've ever smelled. For God's sake man, clean up your act.

assholatosis by snowpimper May 24, 2009

Assholity 

The quality or condition of assholish behavior; the state of being an asshole

"The assholity of Glenn Beck boggles the mind."

Assholity by ETYLF August 4, 2009

Assholios 

A cereal that contains brown stars and dingleberries. The cereal is part of a complete anal breakfast and it is Mother Approved! Derived from the cereal Cheerios.

Jose (Obe): Hey Jerry you want some of my Assholios?
Jerry: Does it have those brownstars marshmellows and dingleberries?
Jose (Obe): You know it!
Jerry: Mmmm. Taste so good. Thanks Buddy.
Jose (Obe): Ahhh It feels so good.

Assholios by zoid, jerrica, obe March 23, 2012

assholiness 

The act of being a glorified asshole.

A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!

"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"

Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!

assholiness by Lady Sarcasm December 3, 2010

assholiness 

The state or quality of being an asshole.

My new boss is a real prick. His assholiness knows no bounds.

assholiness by Nick Wright August 12, 2006

assholiness 

assholiness is a state of being most exhibited by politicians and mass media windbags

Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.

assholiness by J Snow February 5, 2010