hurt ass unit 

a unit that is hurt beyond recognition... you can help but have a soft spot for these perpetual broke ass fooos

miles: kenny just ate that raw fish...
john: legit that shit is like 2 weeks old and smells like shit...
miles: HURT ass unit.

hurt ass unit by thompson-coleman July 21, 2007

your ass hurts

expression used to display one's disbelief in another's statement. also used to tell someone no or disagree with someone.

Tom: Dude, I hooked up with Carmen Electra last night.
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!

your ass hurts by Joe Sausage May 19, 2005

my ass hurts. 

A benign method of informing others that you have spent entirely too much time sitting on your ass.

I would get up and administer CPR to Mr. Johnson Judy, but my ass hurts.

my ass hurts. by Reverend Gisher November 19, 2007

Your ass hurts

A term of incredulity and suspicion, to be used in the same vein as "I don't believe you" or "Whatever".

"Where's Shirley?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her."
"Your ass hurts! I saw you talking to her just five minutes ago!"

(message on ATM screen) "Please enter your correct PIN."
"I DID enter my correct PIN! Your ass hurts!"

Your ass hurts by embzy June 24, 2009

my ass hurts 

when u you have some thing stuck in your ass or u are getting done doggy style

wow my ass hurts after that amazing night when i stuck a banana in my ass

my ass hurts by this did not happen to me March 26, 2005

My ass hurts 

My ass hurts

My ass hurts kid fuck me in here

My ass hurts by anonymous April 24, 2019

hurtin ass 

an very ugly dirty or stankin ass person

get yo hurtin ass out of here

hurtin ass by tashay December 28, 2005