Apple Ass
The condition of having a dry, shit-encrusted asshole, resulting from being distracted with an iPhone or iPad on the toilet for so long, that the shit around your asshole dries before you wipe it.
"I sent so many texts on the shitter that I got Apple Ass again."
"I should never go onto Facebook when I'm on the can because I always lose track of time and get Apple Ass."
"I should never go onto Facebook when I'm on the can because I always lose track of time and get Apple Ass."
Apple Ass by gregorator November 13, 2011
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