Ford Aspire 

Korean economy car sold by Ford in the U.S. in the mid 90's.
Low-powered, yet very economical and sturdy for a Kia.

That Ford Aspire kinda looks like a Honda Civic, except it got hit with an ugly stick.

Ford Aspire by Rayon the Robot May 10, 2006

Acer Aspire V3-572G 

The laptop I am using to write this definition right now.

I'm still rocking the 7-year-old piece of shit Acer Aspire V3-572G.

Acer Aspire V3-572G by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021

TRUTH AND ASPIRE(Jen) 

Truth, chosen one, Beautiful soul, Would never hurt anyone

Truth and aspire(Jen) was helping out all the souls that were not saved and we're trying to turn them around to Jesus Christ

TRUTH AND ASPIRE(Jen) by Element of surprise September 29, 2022

Aspiring Rapper 

North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."

Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window.

Aspiring Rapper by Chuckii Booker July 28, 2012

AspiringABS 

He do be consuming oxygen and playing minecraft.

1v1 me AspiringABS

AspiringABS by AspiringABS January 6, 2021

aspie 

An aspie is one who has Asperger's Syndrome, which is believed to be part of the autism spectrum. Aspies, while being quite gifted verbally, have social, emotional, and sensory integration difficulties, among others. Aspie is an affectionate term, and is not meant as a put down.

My son is an aspie, so he's not so great at making idle chit chat at parties, or even at being in crowds, but he can get us home from anywhere. He says he just consults the map in his brain.

aspie by Susan Taggart July 27, 2005

aspirin ass 

describes a person with a really flat ass... as in an ass that looks like an aspirin, which is flat with a line down the center.

you can't find dave's aspirin ass even in skinny jeans

aspirin ass by nikki & lexy December 9, 2008