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The act of jumping around and shouting like a monkey at someone while they are in there car
"Hey dylan's pulling in, lets go ape his car"
"Hey, when it get dark out lets go apeing"
Apeing by Woogie Boogie January 17, 2013
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Apeing is the supposed process of having sex with someone while acting in a ape like maner, which can include dressing up in a monkey suit and/or speaking like a monkey, i.e. "ooh, ooh, ooooh, aahh, ahh etc..." in order to exact dominance. The development period is at the moment unknown however is believed to be a split off from the Sadism and Masochism era with limited amounts of violence. Other acts include doing monkey like behavior prior to sex, i.e. being used as fore play such as pretending to pick insects from each other and/or other such behavior.

Can also include Surprise Apeing which is identical however usual refers to either rape using such a behavior or surprising your lover using such behavior without prior notice.
Boy one: "I aped her last night"
Boy two: "Nice One"

Boy one: "Apeing Loudly Inside!"
Boy three: "Love Of Vertebratish Estatic Sex?"
Boy two: "Gee, Even Ooh Raah Gaah Aaah?"
boy one: "Yep! ooh ooh ahh ooh rahh gahh gahh"

Boy one: "Wana ape around a bit?"
Girl one: " I love apeing with you, ooh ooh!"

Or in the other context:

Randomer one: "GONA GIVE YOU A GOOD APEING!"
Girl one: "AAAAAH"
Randomer one: "Yeah, ooh ahh ahh!"

Boy one: "ITS APEING TIME!"
Apeing by ARACANID October 8, 2009
when one has sex with an ape. usually these people are very very messed up . they wear clothing that is unsuitable. like candice hudson
i saw candice doing an apeling and wanted to die
apeling by ass plunder May 4, 2003
Verb. When you climb everyday objects (poles,gutters,walls, etc) to reach the top for no apparent reason.
I'm so hyper, what should I do?" "Let's go do some apeing
Apeing by himynameisgadget July 9, 2011
Being overly stressed out, stressing everyone else out, being annoying and just a huge pain in the butt
Oh my god, stop Alexing so much!
Alexing by Pervellaa October 16, 2017
When you think someone thinks they can get a girl and but end up getting rejected. Also known as being a wannabe ladies man.
That guy is gonna be Alexing when he asks her out.
Alexing by Sleepy Dalai May 19, 2019