ambush 

(n) the name given to an unkempt and untended mass of pubic hair that explodes by complete surprise out of a really hot girl's panties.

So she's down to her little Playboy panties right, and she is looking so fine and I wonder "how did I manage to get this fine piece back here" and I'm ready, and she's ready. So I whip her panties off and ... BOOM! There's freakin hair everyhwere man! It's like some kind of cute, furry forest animal exploded! It was a dead set ambush.

ambush by Bonzasaurus February 28, 2008

ambush 

ambush, noun(aka a.m. bush), also ambushed

The act of sexual intercorse in the wee hours of the morning.

1. I woke up, rolled over and fell into a warm wet hole, it was an ambush.

2. This morning I was ambushed. A great way to start the day.

ambush by ambusher March 29, 2009

ambush 

The act of taking a crap, finishing the roll of toilet paper, and neglecting to replace the empty roll with a new supply. This sets the stage for the next unsuspecting individual to sit down and pass a bowel movement not realizing there isn’t a square-to-spare (i.e. square of toilet paper, from Seinfeld). The ambush can easily be prevented by keeping a spare roll of toilet paper under the sink provided the dumb ass who is saved by the spare replaces it.

Oh Sweetie (i.e. significant other)! Someone forgot to replace the toilet paper again and I got ambushed!

ambush by Skip321 March 3, 2008

Ambush 

After someone has just said something which could be taken the wrong way (an innuendo)unintentionally, rather than laughing at the dirty meaning of it by yourself, you can say "ambush", so everyone understands and can laugh along.

Very useful for when children are around and you're ambushing a sexual innuendo, thus can't explain.

If the innuendo was on purpose, you can claim it was a suicide mission, excusing you.

Adam: I need a funny example of an ambush
Mally: erm
Mally: For UD right? Dammit my innuendos have dried up
Jon: Ambush!
Mally: Suicide mission!

Ambush by fredthedeadhead July 16, 2008

Ambush 

Situation: a top level executive is sponsoring a project which is in trouble or failing (in the red) but s/he don't know it. S/he gets surprised with this fact by a peer (rival) in a top level meeting, perhaps perhaps in front of the CEO or the board.

"My boss was really furious this morning. He got ambushed in the Board Meeting on the XYZ project. Even though it's been hopeless for months, we'd been telling him it was a challenge but we'd make it."

"Why didn't you tell him sooner?"

"Because he would be furious at us."

Ambush by jemand January 13, 2009

ambush 

the act of pantsing a female, only to realize that she is in fact not wearing underwear.

Tina was casually walking down the street when she was suddenly ambushed by an elderly woman.

"mom! I just saw that lady's vagina!" exclaimed the small child who witnessed this vicious ambush.

ambush by umsolikeokay September 22, 2013

ambush 

The act of being suprised by a woman's unkempt, unshaven pubic region.

ambush - He pulled off her panties and was surprised by the copius amounts of pubic hair, it was an ambush.

ambushed - Jenny hasn't shaven herself since the late 70's, I went down on her and got totally ambushed.

ambush by Barnold April 1, 2004