asserting dominance

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.

person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes

by youeboom123 May 30, 2021

skate aborting

When a skater dude bombs his trick right on a heavily pregnant woman

Dude I got paid 20 bucks today to bomb a trick right on this pregnant woman

So I called it skate aborting

by Arizona ranger December 27, 2020

Dante Alberti

A bi-pedal organism of the mammalian class. Is able to live alongside humans with little assistance, though will become quickly enraged when communicated with. When the presence of a 'Dante Alberti' is detected, immediate backup must be called, preferably armed with bananas ( required to distract the creature ), and Russian made RPK light machine gun. Upon containment, immediate termination is recommended.

Person 1: Fuck 'Dante Alberti'.
Person 2: Ikr. fuck that guy.

by serialtypist November 14, 2020

altering the boy

term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.

the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior

what your uncle did to your cousin

Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.

Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.

Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 27, 2009

Asserting Dominance

When you take your friend's burrito and eat it and not letting him have it back at any cost.

Teo died attempting asserting dominance, but failed leaving his friend with a tasty burrito.

by EpicMangoWafflez May 20, 2016

albertine

the perfect girl in the whole world
comparable to an angel

"Wow that girl looks loke an albertine"

by Dan Leguerrier October 31, 2007

Ambering

The act of cumming onto a bug/insect and then letting the semen harden, trapping the bug inside. The finished result will look like a piece of fossilized amber.

Guy 1: Where did you get that bug from?
Guy 2: I was ambering in the woods last night and saw it.

by Lil_Bird414 June 17, 2021