Aland Islands 

The Aland Islands is some islands in the middle of the Baltic Sea. Nobody really cares about them. Who would?

The Aland Islands are really shit.

Aland Islands by lorddddddd September 30, 2022

Aland Ahmed 

A big nose villager who was one of the terrorists behind 9/11

Person 1: Can i trade my emeralds?
Aland Ahmed: Hrrrrrr *Blows Up*

Aland Ahmed by baglayyourmum January 22, 2024

Iran Aland

Iran Aland, is guy, who lives in a rich neighborhood because his dad has a "law office", and has a pet, that is half rat/half dog.
A typical Iran Aland says he does not smoke that much weed, but really he is blazzing it like Snoop Dogg.
Iran Aland, always act like a thug, and calls you an "adem" but really he is dumb as such, an example could be that he makes a fool of you because he thinks he is right, then it turns out he is all wrong, and gets mad when he discovers it.
Iran Aland will always ditch his friends, if a can smoke joints instead.
Iran Aland is a big dick, but his friends still love <3

"El classico is a derby, your are dumb ass shit, you don´t know shit"-Iran Aland
*googles it and says it is not a derby
"Why are you acting up? it is not a big thing, stop acting all smart"
*Iran Aland´s friends shakes heads, knowing Iran Aland smoked a lot off weed yesterday.
"Stop being such an Iran Aland"-Friend

Iran Aland by Bobby Nikkaram September 27, 2019

Alan Smith 

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.

Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence

Alan Smith by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022

The Alan 

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

The Alan by Alan S. October 2, 2007

Abandon 

Abandon is when you are left alone in your darkest time. When you are abandoned you feel alone, sad and unwanted. You might get abandoned by friends but, that just means that they are fake friends. Always make sure who are your real friends and who are fake.

Abandon is to be left alone, this mostly happens in your darkest times, when you need someone the most.

Abandon by Unknown¿? December 16, 2019

Aladar 

the most awesome reptile to have ever existed on this planet.

Aladar in Disney's Dinosaur movie

Aladar by loungelizard February 5, 2010