cincinnati air freshener

A fart left in an empty elevator for future occupants to experience.

Some smart-ass left a Cincinnati air freshener in the elevator at work this morning. 38 floors I had to go up with that stench.

cincinnati air freshener by jpleakis July 11, 2006

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Hang an Air Freshener

A technique used by Plant Managers to divert Regulators from identifying that they are fucking idiots.

Regulator: "I believe that the Management decisions at this plant are suspect and I'm going to investigate this more."

Plant Manager: "Frank (licensing grunt), Hang an Air Freshener....quick!"

Hang an Air Freshener by Dream in the Mirror December 27, 2007

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cincinatti air freshener

N. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to enjoy

"phew it stinks in here i think that guy before me left a cincinatti air freshener in the elevator"

cincinatti air freshener by dlocker April 5, 2010

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Salmo air freshener

A car (usually a mustang, trans-am, or lifted truck) burning rubber down the Main Street or road in any small Canadian town. The smell of burnt rubber lingering in the air is said to make the town "smell better".
The driver is most often seen wearing a salmo dinner jacket.

Wow! That dude just did a two block long Salmo air freshener!

Salmo air freshener by Dez4prez August 7, 2016

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