ahmed 

Common Muslim name for males. Comes from a nickname for the Prophet Muhammad and means "praised one" in Arabic.

Also spelled Ahmad.

Starkecia: Yo dawg u hear about that fine boy Ahmed? He just owned us on that last bio test.

Charles Everton III: Fo shizzity?

ahmed by john_d May 10, 2005

Ahmed 

Punctuation king

Ahmed is the punctuation king

Ahmed by The punctuation king November 13, 2021

Ahmed 

Ahmed is the best boyfriend/person in this world.. You’re so lucky if you have an ahmed in your life because he goes milesss for the people he loves . He’s smart, funny and hotttt!!

1: wow you have an ahmed in your life! you’re so lucky
2: yea i know

Ahmed by Best woman alive (R) March 22, 2021

Ahmed 

Literally so handsome and perfect :)

Ahmed, the most handsomest boy in in world. He’s very funny, very sweet, and very cute. He’s super easy to fall in love with. His laugh is the most cutest thing ever and he sure dose make a amazing boyfriend<3

Ahmed by urshawtybaeee May 25, 2021

Ahmed 

a unstoppable wrestler and really awsome. More awsome than Nishat

Nerd:"Oh man i'm fighting a bully because i was trying to stand up for myself. I wish i could be a Ahmed so i can be a wrestler and never get wedgies and be awesome"
Nerds best friend:" Why dont you become a Ahmed.

Ahmed by ksiolajidebt November 17, 2012

Ahmed 

English translation:
A very simple man that likes reading books and giving money to the poor and feeding poor children and he doesn’t like boobs

Arabic translation
أحمد رجل يحب الديود و اللعب بالخداق

English stranger: that is Ahmed he loves children
Arabic stranger: أبتعد عن أحمد سوف يلعب بديودك

Ahmed by John Chambobly August 19, 2020

Ahmed 

bigbigbiglarge penis he uses xxxxxxxxl condoms

Do you know Ahmed?
Obviously, he has the biggest penis I've ever seen

Ahmed by bigpig penis September 8, 2019