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Beat a Furry Millennium

Forget about Beat a Furry day, month, year, decade, AND century, it's all about Beat A Furry MILLENIUM. 2021-3021, you can beat as many furries as you want, without consequence! Good luck fellow comrades!
Frank: Oh jesus Bob, it's Beat a Furry Millennium, you know what I have to do. *Grabs Baseball Bat*
Bob: NO PLEASE FRANK DON'T HURT ME

im_not_a_furry 

A person that is lies about everything they say. If they tell you they aren't a furry, then they are lying
Person 1: Hey, are you sure you aren't a furry?
Furry: Im_not_a_furry. There's no proof!
im_not_a_furry by 117 Pseudonym 112 December 13, 2018

beat a furry year 2021 

the year where everyone can beat a furry. A reward for surviving 2020.
"Lets beat up the furry, its beat a furry year 2021"

Jesus was a furry 

Jesus was a furry, and his fursona was a lion named Aslan.
Jesus was a furry by Queen Buttrix February 9, 2021

National Hug a Furry Day 

On November 28th, you must hug each and every Furry you see. This is after Beat a Furry Day (on November 27th), awarded to those who survive NNN. Fighting back or rejecting a hug will result in death under clause 632a.
Furry: Today is National Hug a Furry Day!
Person: Okay I'll hug you.

Person 2: I won't

Person 2 dies by unknown means.

i'm not a furry, you guys are gross.

A statement made by Lana Del Rey once on an instagram live while smoking nicotine.
Gross

ADJECTIVE
(especially of wrongdoing) very obvious and unacceptable.
"I'm not a furry, you guys are gross."