Tie a Knot 

Tie a Knot - To hang yourself/To prepare to die

M:I'll go "tie a knot"
Y:No please you have so much to live for!

Tie a Knot by HazenZ December 18, 2022

national shoot a hair tie day 

when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".

yo i got bad early onset arthritis in m 19 year old thumb from national shoot a hair tie day
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national shoot a hair tie day by 19yroldarthritis November 1, 2019

Can I give you a bow tie

Another way of asking to give someone a blow job.

“Lou, can I give you a bow tie?” “I’d love it if you’d just wait.”

Can I give you a bow tie by lourocksteady April 30, 2021

how to tie a noose 

When your Life have no matter anymore, so you take a rope and tie a noose.

person 1:HI dude, what are you doing?
person 2:Just Learning how to tie a noose so i can hang myself.

how to tie a noose by Theredpie May 12, 2017

tie a yellow gibbon 

As in, spraying a gibbon yellow and awaiting your lovers return, really meaning a golden shower for your long awaited. A play on Tie a yellow ribbon to the old oak tree, song, of man returning and wondering if he love wants him back, as will be indicated by yellow ribbons tied to the old oak tree.

'Are you coming home soon? if I'm in I'll tie a yellow gibbon to the old oak tree.'

tie a yellow gibbon by Mimilu January 4, 2018

A new tie I am wearing 

What is said when a man doesn't have any balls, a final admitance of conformity.

"I don't have any nuts, but look, it's a new tie I am wearing?"

A new tie I am wearing by Varris August 29, 2003

A new tie I am wearing 

A happy exclimation!

HEY BOB! A new tie I am wearing!

A new tie I am wearing by penguin October 28, 2002