sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!

sober as a stone by stoneluver January 19, 2021

its a stone luigi 

An annoying phrase used in many utube poops to get a cheap laugh. It was in an episode of the super Mario show. It is a scene where Luigi carves a stone out of rock and Mario doesn't believe he made it.

Luigi: Hey mario, look what I made!

Mario:Its a stone luigi, you didn't make it!

Luigi:(shakes head) its a football.I chiseled it!

Mario:Its a stone Luigi.

Luigi:Football.

Mario:Stone.

luigi:football.(in some utube poops, this could go on for 5 minutes)

its a stone luigi by elitejofus35 December 2, 2009

Drop a Stone 

Verb. An action you take to relieve yourself of a great pressure in your abdomen. Aka: go to the bathroom when you have to pee really bad. A reference to the pain of kidney stones.

Guy1: Let's go watch a movie.
Guy2: OK, but first I gotta go drop a stone.
Guy1: I told you not to drink that extra large Rockstar.

Drop a Stone by Johnny0 October 31, 2007

throw a stone in a glashouse

A Swedish term you telling someone to not blame another person for their actions when they do the same thing themselves.

"-Why didn't he use the blinker when he changed lane?
-Hey, don't throw a stone in a glashouse now."

throw a stone in a glashouse by Cocaininyourvein May 15, 2016

Vare'a stone 

In Paraguay, is used to designate the hunger that is generated after smoking weed.
"Vare'a", a word in Guarani that means hunger, and stone that means being high.

It gave me the vare'a stone and now I wanna buy the entire McDonald's.

Vare'a stone by choconubes December 29, 2019

Never put a stone on the table. 

Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.

Even when the conversation lulls, never put a stone on the table.

Never put a stone on the table. by ShodunTheShadow April 16, 2019

Trying to get water out of a stone 

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

Trying to get water out of a stone by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020