heck of a job 

How well one does at blowing high ranking Republican officials. Swallowing is a must. Usually results in an appointment as bureau chief of some federal agency. Must achieve this score at least twice to head become Attorney General.

Dubya rated Brownie's fantastic hummer on national television. "Heck of a job," Dubya proclaimed, and Brownie beamed like Thomas the Tank Engine. Normally this would mean CEO of some defense or drug company at the end of the administration, but unfortunately it was during the Katrina disaster. Brownie's chances for that were severely curtailed. Not that Brownie minded, but he would have to receive his perks through the back door.

heck of a job by Wisk January 17, 2008

heck of a job 

A complete and total screw-up. From President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

Ben Affleck, you're doing a heck of a job on Gigli.

The captain of the Titanic did a heck of a job.

Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.

heck of a job by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 4, 2005

Get a job! 

A famously well known diss from the 80s meaning "get a life" as we call it now
People tend to use it when someone is being ignorant or annoying.. And the comeback itself makes the other persons insult not as funny.

Woman: We have to talk, thinking about killing yourself or not its one of the hardest decisions you can make.

Veronica: Get a Job!

Get a job! by Yagoooo June 14, 2011

half a job, rob 

Someone when they do a job only does half of it to piss everyone off

Person 1: Yeah i got the job done quickly
Person 2: Let me guess you did a half a job, rob

half a job, rob by Billy010101 December 13, 2017

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy

Now this looks like a job for me by Iwillpourcementinyourears July 6, 2023

looking for a job 

When someone smokes the cannabis all day, drinks beer and gorges themselves on sweets. This is primarily done when one has a wife, girlfriends, friends or roommate. He then lies to them and says he was "looking for a job."

Roommate: Didn't you do anything today?

Stoner: I was looking for a job.

Roommate: So, are you saying you smoked all my weed and drank all my beer again?

Stoner: (after a few moments of thinking it over) What did you say?

Roommate: Did you drink all my beer and smoke all my weed today...while I was at work?

Stoner: (giggles) Maybe I also ate all of your Cap'n'Crunch with Crunch Berries too.

looking for a job by [e-mail] August 9, 2008

Bob-a-job 

Bob-a-Job week is when the boy scouts go round the village once a year doing jobs for a bob ( 'bob' is the old name for a shilling, now 5 pence).

"Bob-a-job Week, mister. Is there anything we can do for you?

Bob-a-job by Wheelie-dim January 16, 2009