2 am defeat 

When you dint go home with someone on a Saturday night so you eat Totinos pizza rolls then jack off because you too horny and depressed to not.

im not coming into work man i had that 2 am defeat.

2 am defeat by Yournothomo February 1, 2021

2 am katie 

1. (noun) someone in their feels late at night

2. (verb) talking to someone late at night while in your feels

(Katie is to be replaced by your name)

ex 1. 2 am Katie is coming out

ex 2. I'm about to 2 am Katie him

2 am katie by Me probably at 3 am June 24, 2018

2 am sound

A sound you hear in the middle of the night that you cannot explain with science it is supernatural and you just have to accept that it exists and ignore it

Friend 1: Did you just hear that 2 am sound

Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight

2 am sound by Bean plant February 12, 2020

Everything seems funnier after 2 am

The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.

Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.

Everything seems funnier after 2 am by Maha_Vailo March 2, 2012

2:00 am 

The time of morning when you are most vulnerable. Feelings are almost always revealed at this time

2:00 am Who do you love?

2:00 am by tinydancer88888888 March 3, 2011

2:37 AM

It is 2:37am my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

BFB: It is 2:37 AM my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

2:37 AM by Sister in law flo March 21, 2023

Am 2 Pm Kids 

Little durty faggit kids who sit outside the am 2 pm smoking all day.

STEVE: Know callum that fuckin dirty pinner mark bitch.
Shea: Yea isn't he one of those Am 2 Pm Kids?

Am 2 Pm Kids by Am faggots January 21, 2007