5 

5 is an elite, nerdy way of saying "LOL" See 120.

LOL means "Laughing out loud" and is a common acronym used in chatting everywhere.

LOL (or lol), written in 1337 is 101.
101 in binary is equal to 5 in decimal.

So, LOL = 5

OMG, your computer has spyware? 5

5 by no_one_2000 August 9, 2004

5 

1) a number between 4 and 6
2) the number of fingers on one hand, or a hand slap involving the hand and this many fingers
3) short for "five minutes"
4) the cops...short for 5-0 (five O)

"You better be ready when the 5 roll by..." -Coolio ("Fantastic Voyage")

Nice job on the 7-11 man, give me 5! Now let's hit up this Dunkin' Donuts. Oh shit, the 5 are in there! 5 of them, dogg! Better wait 5.

5 by Nick D October 13, 2003

5 

The shortest form of the hugely popular expression "Laughing Out Loud". The evolution from "Laughing Out Loud" to the expression "5" is as shown here:

1. Laughing Out Loud - (Original)
2. lol - (Original -> Acronym)
3. 101 - (Acronym -> 1337 Acronym)
4. 5 - (Binary -> Decimal)

By using "5" instead of "lol", 1337 typists save 66% of their time, thus the need for the expression "5".

Typically a situation that warrants a "5" is funnier than a situation in which "lol" will suffice.

Adam: I think the person in the cube next to me just turded their seat.

Danny: 5!

5 by Mr11 July 2, 2007

[5] 

Pretty good, not 0 but not 10 either.

I smoked half a bowl of OG Kush and now I'm at a 5

[5] by your friENT November 18, 2011

5 

A fictional god of war and terror that supposedly comes whenever someone says the word "FIVE" in a specific tone. Five is legendary for having the ability to change his form and shape, and killing humans that are poor in judgment in a flash.

Put on your shirts and clean up your language, gentlemen. 5 is on his way.

5 by Kettz January 8, 2009

5 

The Number Of Boroughs in New York City


Brooklyn
Manhattan
Bronx
Staten Island
Queens

Brooklyn is the best of the 5 boroughs

5 by CrooklynZoo December 9, 2008

5 

I stay up late and I talk to the moon
And I can't stop tellin' him all about you
Wonder if you do the same thing I do
And these four white walls, they know more than my friends
They watch me type messages I'll never send
This is the place that I just can't pretend to be alright

5

5 by 051818>0702 January 22, 2022