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$100 burger 

When people see you got your shit together they always want to hold you to a higher standard. Like when a female been fucking with niggas for a bag of weed but when you come along she need dinner ,a movie and a bill paid.
Yo remember that bitch Candace niggas was smashing for a Springfield soda and a bag of Cheetos..? Yo why she try to give me the $100 burger

$100 birdbox challenge 

As like the movie the $100 birdbox challenge is where one wears a blindfold and is subjected to different things without seeing

only going off feel and touch the challenge is set by the individual putting the money up and the blindfoded person accepts the challenge unkowing what they are about to do and completes all challenges successfully
Dave gave me the $100 birdbox challenge last night easiest money I've ever made of course it resulted in intercourse basically cause I wanted it too after we touched and felt each other blind

He had fun and I could dream it was whoever I liked I it was a fantasy come true where my mind went wild highly recommend to any girls

A sence of unknown lust and mistery
I would sell like 8 people for this right about now.
Hym "$1000 dollars would literally solve all of my problems right now.... Immediately... And I know what you're thinking 'Well, why don't you go make $1000?' Great plan shidiot! By the time I make $1000 dollars I will need more than $1000... What would I do for $1000? Hmmm.... I would throw glass at homeless people for $1000.... I would be platonic friends with a woman for $1000.... I would type 1 million 'W's for $1000.... I would sleep on a pillow made of shit for $1000... I would steal a priest's favorite bible for $666... I would chapstick a Chinese man's lips for $1000... I would adapt my softcore erotica into a straight to TV Lifetime movie that only plays at 2 a.m. (pacific standard time).... I would allow a clown to teach me how to make balloon animals for $1000... I would tie myself to 100 turkeys and let them fly me wherever they wanted for $1000.... I would recycle for $1000... I would name my firstborn daughter Greg for $1000.... I would beat a monkey in blackjack for $1000... I would change my name to 'Caramel Thunder' for $1000.... I would paint the blue man group red for $1000... I would order Taco Bell exclusive food items from a legitimate Mexican restaurant until they kicked me out for $1000... I would yell at black people with a Karen for $1000... I would help an old lady halfway across the street and then run away, leaving her helpless and stranded for $1000... I would fuse my current two rows of teeth into two giant mega-teeth for $1000..."
$1000 by Hym Iam August 8, 2022